 How do I prepare myself for Special Forces Training?
You've gotta take guns apart and clean them and put them back together. You gotta drink strange foreign beers. You have'ta be able to run and shoot guns at the same time while hungover. You need to practice lying on an ant pile and don't move or fart for an hour. And swimming will help too. And you have to have muscles on your muscles. You hafta have muscles on your eyeballs. |