So after winning over zefff by stoppage, The badboy has moved up the rankings and its now rumoured that a matchup with Blackpanta is on the cards! Here are the stats...
The BadBoy
styles: Boxing/JKD
Age: 25
Height: 6' 00"
Weight: 200lbs (14st 4lbs)
Versus
BLACK PANTA
Styles: Shaolin
Age: 24 1/2 years old
Height: 6.0 feet
Weight: 170lbs-178lbs
Its true! The super-middle weight fight theyve been crying out for is about to happen! The contracts have been decided and all fees agreed. All that needs to be done is ensuring both guys can hit their targets on the weigh-in....which is today!
The weigh-in...
Badboy enters and is first to step up to the scales. He relaxes his shoulders as the two 36GG breasted blondes in swimsuits who escorted him in peel off his robes. He looks ripped and well in shape as he gives them a wink while kissing his fists and pointing to the sky with a number one guesture. It seems the training really has paid off as he looks in even better shape than his last bout. But maybe its the increased use of skincare products thats helped too.
Suddenly the doors burst open and a steel band comes to life playing carnival music at full volume! A huge carnival float bounces in wiv about 50 people waving rags and whining up their waists to the steel band. Blackpanta can be seen ontop of the float getting funky with his hands in the air 'signalling di plane'. He jumps down and steps up to the scales. He looks very serious with his shaven head with 6 dots and orange garments...although he has kept his beard which has grown very long and is platted and tied into a bun under his chin. He looks very menacing. He drops his robes and the music stops as the crowd gasps. His skin is one huge scar...he looks like a serious burns victim! Its obvious his coach has gone to far this time with the switch!
One of the blondes with Badboy hurls up on the floor at the sight of Panta. Its not much, just the remains of a few Ryvita crackers and some amphetamine pills, but its enuff to cause the other blonde to slip up in her stilettos and accidentally scratch the face of one of Pantas rag waivers as she grasps for stability! A hair pulling fight starts between the carnival girl and the blonde - Badboy steps to pull them apart and he is punched by Panta who yells "whe di raaas-claaaart!!!"
Its on! They clinch and badboy immediately hits back with two headbutts and a knee to the floating ribs. From the clinch he throws panta across a glass table which smashes as he lands on it. Badboy then grabs a steel drum from the float and brings it down on Panta who is lying in the glass shards. Two or three kicks to the head later he goes for the GnP but with the first punches he breaks his hands! Panta flings him off and gets to his feet with an extravagant flip looking unscathed! At first it seemed his rhino-hide-like scar tissue had protected him but his cry made it all clear..."Kombat Kiiiiiiiiii!" Seeing this the security rush in to subdue them...
Panta runs up a wall, flips off it into a somersault with twist and backflips off and away reaching for one of the girls from his float and snaps a 6 foot long bit of tinsel covered pole from her carnival costume. Its a lovely mix of vivid greens and scarlets. He twirls it above his head to keep the security men away and then beats it at their feet - snapping their ankles! He then turns the red and green shiney implement to face Badboy who has been busy annointing his shattered fists with some of his skincare product he happened to have to hand. Nothing stands between them now.....except a small slimey puddle ofhalf-digested ryvita crackers and speed pills pulp.
Panta lunges at Badboy looking to jab him in the face repeatedly. Rolling his head around in a circle to slip the jabs, Badboy was glad he'd taken time to watch that 'wheel of life' video. It was really coming in handy now as he could read the moves which Panta was throwing at him. Panta, realising this, ceases and throws the pole down in disgust and unties his beard to reveal its length which totals about 6 feet. He flys at Badboy with some amazing twirling kicks and surprizes Badboy when the combo ends with a slice across his cheek from the blade tucked away in Pantas beard!
"What have you done?....MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!!!" Badboy rushes at Panta with tears streaming down his face and manages to secure a hold on the length of facial hair after an enraged flurry of desperate Bob Sapp-style haymakers. He tugs on the beard, pulling Panta into a barage of elbow strikes! Panta goes down - K.O.!
The fight is postponed and later Panta is reported to have said - he kicks like a bitch!
when I read that I actually laughed till I cried!
), I'm voting for zefff as Forum Journalist and Fight Fiction Author 
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