[dscott]

Originally Posted by Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn

Oh, before I forget - if at all possible, I want my match to be a no-holds barred, knock-down, drag-out, soap-and-water prison shower brawl. Clothes not included

That just gives me chills up and down my spine. I knew you were a little strange but this is just scary.

[Stg]

Originally Posted by Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn

Oh, before I forget - if at all possible, I want my match to be a no-holds barred, knock-down, drag-out, soap-and-water prison shower brawl. Clothes not included

sure...wvw vs his local prison facility via bushi's weed planting technique

[Wilhelm von Wankenstein]

Originally Posted by dscott

That just gives me chills up and down my spine.

Chills? Of what variety - the pleasant kind?

[Wilhelm von Wankenstein]

Yes folks, it's back - the FA.com fantasy brawls unlimited! It was short-lived at first, but we all loved it, so I don't think zefff deserves to get off the hook just yet I've taken the liberty of stickying the thread so it will be easily accessed by all.

To spark off the next round, I'd like to formally request zefff to do one of me versus our latest troll, bil gee! The Fastest Crane in the South *cough, cough * against the Sickest F*ck in the World in Horror in the Shower - a no-holds barred, knock-down, drag-out, soap-and-water prison shower brawl. Clothes not included

[Gong||Jau]

I can see where this is going: "Hmm, I seem to have dropped my gloves; I'll just bend over and pick them up... OHMYGODWHATTHEHELLISHEDOINGTOME?!"

[Li Shen Long]

My prediction: Sodomy will reign.

[Umy]

LMFAO @ this thread!!!

You guys crack me up

Keep these coming guys

[zefff]

Originally Posted by Gong||Jau

I can see where this is going: "Hmm, I seem to have dropped my gloves; I'll just bend over and pick them up... OHMYGODWHATTHEHELLISHEDOINGTOME?!"

ROFLMAO!!!! I think that was perfect. Dont think that can be topped TBH

okay, the pundits have made there predictions and when the irresistable force meets the immovable object, they all agree it aint gonna be pretty! I dont really want to cover this fight If Im being honest but here it is! The event where a new era is begun! The event that redefines the meaning of NHB! Of course the fighters have both made stipulations that have affected the contracts. One has demanded no rules whatsoever so that his most efficient strikes are allowed and the other has demanded no underwear unless sanctioned by www.keepitkinky.co.uk ®. Whoever wins...we all lose! Here are the stats:

Wilhelm von Wänkensteïn (Shagging Corpses in the Name of Science since 1818 AD!)
24
175cm/5'9
105kg/231lbs

...and judging by the mobs of angry medical students in his local area, its obvious WvW has been training hard, putting in the rounds with any cadaver he can lay his hands on.

bil gee - the honourable 'quickest crane in the south'(TM). Renowned author of " I reckon i kick ur ass sensai" and many other great works. Recognized for his superb movements and skill, 2000 broadsword wushu champion and destroyer of all "weal martial artists" with his infamous "game of death"!

18
175cm/5'9
59kg - due to a diet of nothing but worms and white rice

('quickest crane in the south' is a trademark. INFORMATION ON 'QCITS' IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED SKILLS AND OR AWARDS WON, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED SKILLS AND AWARDS WON, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.)

This is scheduled to take place in a 6 x 12' fully tiled shower unit with inadequate drainage and no fitting besides the 8 shower heads - a no-holds barred, knock-down, drag-out, soap-and-water prison shower brawl!

HORROR IN THE SHOWER!!!

Wilhelm is first to enter the arena and really does look the part in his bespoke tailored keepitkinky.com gear. He decides against peeling off and limbering up (to all our relief), after his last bout where his corner team invaded the ring and disrupted the bout. We cant tell you their names but here is what they look like:






And here comes bil gee! He strolls into the centre and strikes a pose. Its evident that he has not taken this challenge lightly and has put in the hours at the cyber gym! His stooping crane stance is most impressive and even Wilhelm has to acknowledge the display of control. bil gee's buttocks are stronger than he anticipated. Sifu Bruce is stood in the corner nodding his approval and will be acting as bil gee's cornerman...

Seconds away! bil gee flys in and it appears that his right forearm has dissappeared! Its the rapid pecking action he warned us all about and it seems to be having an effect as Wilhelm is getting pecked all over! "Take this, and that, and that! Damn you! I will destroy all you weal MA's if its the last thing the quickest crane in the south (TM) ever does!!!" he screams as he pecks away.

Wilhelm stumbles and retreats on the backfoot and simply cannot avoid or slip past the pecking strikes to hit back. He is hurting. He is going down! bil gee sees his chance to ends this and turns his back to unleash the ultimate attack with a cry "Aaaa...Naaaal....HA...DOo...KENNN!!!"

We cant see the fastest hands in south that pulled down bil gees trousers but we can see the rest of his body and that seems to be his mistake. Seeing his toned cheeks rippling as they prepare to emit the chi ball, Wilhelms cornermen rush in for the double leg takedown from the rear, unable to bear the frustration any longer! I turned my back and left but the last thing anyone, including bil gee ever saw was:

[Li Shen Long]

zefff, that's great man.

[Li Shen Long]

Zefff, you should try me against setsu, your stuff is gold man, I need a good laugh.