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09-23-2004, 11:18 AM
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Out of all the members on here who would you guys love to see go at it and why? Any predictions?

in a Vale Tudo minimum rules match I would luv to see:

Bamboo - Aikido
Age: 31
Weight: 210lbs
Height: 5'10"

Versus 8limbs - Muay Thai
Age: 21
Height: 5'6 (women dig midgets)
Weight: 155 lbs.

8limb would come out more aggressive with his youth and MT style hoping to not get caught and smothered by the more conservative Bamboo.

For the first 2 mins, heeding his coaches words - 8limbs manages to out box and outmanouver Bamboo who is stood in the middle of the ring edging forward and seems happy to absorb the punishing low kicks and punch combos that 8limbs throws from afar - even though 8limbs is the shorter!

8limbs sees that he has weakened Bamboo and goes inside.
Bamboo rides furious and damaging kicks to the inside thigh and a high number of vicious elbows from the clinch as they struggle for dominance. Bamboo struggles for control and manages to pull a leg sweep which ends with him getting a pin. He repeatedly headbutts the pinned 8limbs who cannot reply. the ref steps in to end it after 8limbs cannot defend himself from the barrage of consecutive headbutts!

I would also luv to see the vid of zefff - Warriors panantukan/Wing chun/beg and borrow grappling
29, 14 stone (196lbs), 6'

versus Badboy - boxing/JKD/and god knows what else but Im sure he has ground skills of some kind.
Age: 25
Height: 6' 00"
Weight: 200lbs (14st 4lbs)

The youngster would put me under pressure and look to KO me with his higher workrate and upright striking skills. Of course I would ablige and bring it to the table but after getting bashed a few times and not faring well, I would shoot in. Locked in his guard I'd seek to pass but he would end up in mount...after fighting from there for a while I reckon I would lose TKO to GnP in the end. then I'd jump up saying "what? what? Theres nowt wrong wiv me!!! Im not done!"
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This is really fun, zefff! You've got a future as a fight commentator or journalist!

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Zefff, you should make one of me vs creative
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I was thinking of Ilyo vs Blade...battle of the short arses! It would be good cos one is TKD and the other is WC. Put them together in a VT match. ahhh man I could drink some beers watching that!

Hengest vs Setsu would be awesome too. For some reason I see Setsu using smoke bombs and grappling hooks and stuff.

Panta vs jblambo

And Des vs Bushi...would be

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Classic, Do Des vs Ninja Klown. I'd love to see that one. I sure we could ruffle a few feathers with this thread.
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LOL!

I'm not entirely sure pinning someone down and repeatedly headbutting them into bloody oblivion is part of the Aikido philosophy, lol!

But in reality I would not like to fight Bamboo, because he is completely dedicated to his art, yet has an open mind and is always ready to incorporate new things. A dangerous combination in an enemy. Then again, a man can be measured by his enemies, so I guess sooner strong ones than weak.

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Des vs Bushi: Bushi is an active duty LE agent and I'm out of shape. I'd expect him to throw me down, sit on my back and then plant weed on me so his buddies at the local lockup can beat me with sticks.

Des vs Ninja: Ninja and I have wanted to train together for some time, so if we got into a fight, we'd probably spend most of the time feeling each other out and picking up new tricks. Plus, I'm out of shape, so he'd kick me in the head with some Savate crap and then I'd be so humiliated that I was beat by the French I'd go home and cry.
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Des vs Ninja: Ninja and I have wanted to train together for some time, so if we got into a fight, we'd probably spend most of the time feeling each other out and picking up new tricks. Plus, I'm out of shape, so he'd kick me in the head with some Savate crap and then I'd be so humiliated that I was beat by the French I'd go home and cry.
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