[Twitch]

I have never won a single street fight. My older borther is teaching me how to defend myself.

[nesta]

I was in a fight with my grans neighbour once.

the guy was about 35 and I was 17. He was a right bully and had assaulted 2 of my friends before. The night before we had put the music a bit too loud but instead of telling us to turn it down he called the police, who later had to calm him down!

The next day I was going home and he watched me pass from his doorway. I heard 'dickhead' so I said 'faggot' and he came at me. It started with him pushing his head against mine and his wife was egging him on(the slapper). He was heading back in now that he saw I was standing up to him and in anger shouted at him and this time he flew straight at me.

He was heading straight at me at speed so at the last moment I side-stepped him and his flailing hand clawed my neck. Now we are face to face and he's throwing these peice of shit punches that i was dodging with no problem(the bloke was a gimp). After about 30 seconds of this he dropped his guard as if waiting to get punched so I threw a right hand.....missed , I threw another.....missed , then another.....missed , the fourth connected and when I looked down he was eatin tarmac . Instead of jumping on him I let him get up. Another quick right and his eye was busted. He finally grabbed be by the hips and overpowered me. He still couldn't hit me but I got a kick in and with this he returned home. This guy was about as hard as bruce lee after 20 aftershocks followed by a fine bottle of French red wine.........Not forgetting the 10 joints

[jonesboy101]

ok i got one .. i was in my school locker room and out of know where this kid tackles me in to the lockers so my first insinct was to react with force an dso i did . he got me on the ground and had one arm around his hand getting ready to put some move on me i guess i reversed it s, sweep kicked him on the ground and jumped on top of him and held him there and was like dude i dont have a reason to fight you so lay off .. so i got up and started walking away . and he came up behind me and grabbed me from behind and picked me up ba dmove i got on efoot behind him tripped him and while he was fallling i got my elbow right in his nuts ,, i never seen a man cry this hard . prob hurt pretty bad with full vorce and eveything..but know on eever messed with me after tht.

the resone for the fight a week earlier i became a silver glove boxer and he was also a boxer tht has been in it for way longer than i have and he still is nothing so it was jealousy tht cause him to do this ...lol

[ninja_claws]

wow, those stories are awsome, ive got aalot

over 40 worth talkin about lol, but the one that deserves it the most was funny as hell


their was this dude in the folk, among others ive fought
who wanted to make a name of himselfm and i was about to go in a play for my skewl as a ninja, and screw it up because i was just, idk, mischiviouse, and because of people knowing i did it, and the folk, ill call him ticki ticki, cause he looked like a damn zoo loo
big muscles, no brains, pushed me, and grabbed himself and goes " nigga bust me" and being mystupid self, i went, " are u fuckin stupid, u think i bought this uniform from walmart, No!! im the real deal bitch" yea i used to have a bit of an ego i admit
anywho, i think i took somn offence to that comment, so i got into my position, water, lol so i looked drunked, and hes like" wtf nigga, u kiddin man" and im like "bitch ur wasting my fuckin time"
again he took offence, so he got in a false boxing position, u know, hittin with ur right first, and swingin no jabs, tried to hit me, and i grabbed that fists, flowed with it for a quick sec, then flipped his ass over, it was pretty wicked, then he got up, and the principle ws commin, so i wanted to make it fasted , so i parted my fingers and threw them into his throut holding him, the iwth a quick palm to his face knocking him back, then a kinda sloppy, i thought, backkick to the head, he stayed down, and i played like a ninja and dished and decided against screwen up the play, because a ninja cant dodge a bullit, so i wassnt gonna take any chances

[ninja_claws]

that was not worth typing that much
lol

[ninja_claws]

o and how do we change our belt colors on here, do we have to pay, cause i go by headbands, but i have plenty of belts too, whites just kinda
umm
idk
white lol

[Muay_Thai_MGM]

The last fight I was in was so stupid, it wasn't even a street fight.
I was playing a game of pick up hockey at a local outdoor rink with some guys. I scored and one of the guys said it didn't go in, so we started arguing. (I don't know what it is about hockey, but it brings out a rage in just about all who play it for some reason). Anyway, he pushed me and I just kind of jabbed him in the nose, not expecting much in return. Well, I thought it was over and I turned to skate away and he cracked me over the head with his stick. All I remember is that weird sound you hear in your head when you get hit good. When I came to my senses, I was being choked! Nobody stepped in because everyone was scared of this guy, he is a badass streetfighter and obviously does what it takes to win. He finally let me go, and I went home with my tail between my legs!
Moral of the story...DON'T EVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN, MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY!!!

[imported_JaMes_KinG]

hey guys.... i have only recently been taking an interest in martial arts... i was just going to ask what things i should keep in mind in a fight ... like say im up against a big tall chuby but strong guy... what tecniques should i use and what training should i go through - as in HARD TRAINING ... i have been training hard for a week or so... punching the shit out of wood trying to break it and making my knuckles bleed... no pain no gain. But if someone wouldnt mind giving me some tips.... ive been in fights before and smashed the crap out of most people but i have trouble facing people bigger then me... im ok with my own size though its just big people that sometimes start me up and i feel like flatening their face on the floor.

James

[ninja_claws]

ummm........ if theyre fat, well idk, ive been doing the arts forever
i guess dont let him hit u, stay light
and hitting wooden bourds test your strength, its doesnt build it, get a punching bag for that
you screw up your knuckles doing wut you are
try to confuse him, when he hits u, dont tense up, stay loose, and put all ur weight into ur punches by moving you body with your punches
and tall fat, and strong, sounds fun
the bigger they are, the more its hurts them to hit the ground

[bamboo]

ummm........ if theyre fat, well idk, ive been doing the arts forever
i guess dont let him hit u, stay light
and hitting wooden bourds test your strength, its doesnt build it, get a punching bag for that
you screw up your knuckles doing wut you are
try to confuse him, when he hits u, dont tense up, stay loose, and put all ur weight into ur punches by moving you body with your punches
and tall fat, and strong, sounds fun
the bigger they are, the more its hurts them to hit the ground

huh?

What do you practice and for how long?