[opariser1001]

Please use this topic to talk about and share stories and experiences of real street fights or real fighting experiences.

[wuming]

Not since I was in elementary school -- if you want to call elementary school scruffles streetfights

[Kyorgi]

I have 2...but I'm gonna tell the story of my lame one.

I was renting a movie with one of my friends when some guy comes and punches me in the back. I turn around and its one of my cousins who runs away yelling "hahaha you cant catch me fatty" (which is funny becuases im 10% body fat and he's 16%) Anyway I grabbed him and kicked him in the stomach and then I punched him in the stomach. He punched me in the stomach and So I punched him in the face....and then he punched me in the face. The friend who was with me was farther down the street and thought we were just messing around...untill he saw me punch him in the face. My cousin had one of his friends with him who was just laughing to whole time. I punched him in the stomach (he was just standing there not trying to protect himself or anything LOL) and then my cousin started saying "Im sorry dude...I was just kidding...Im sorry!" I punched him in the stomach one more time and then they started to walk away. I was pretty pissed when it was over....and my head hurt lol I wish I had kept my hands up (damn tkd training). When I think about it now I just laugh....espcially about punching the kid who was just standing there.
..........those were the days........


8limbs- sorry that musta been confusing, but the guy that hit me was my cousin, thats how I can recite

[Kyorgi]

btw if you want a good story read the one in this thread

http://fightauthority.com/modules.ph...er=asc&start=0

[8LimbsScientist]

Kyorgi

The funniest part of the story is where you can recite both your body fat and the body fat of the guy who just punched you, lol!

[bamboo]

This is not a physical fight story but rather funny IMHO.

I was at the only martial arts supply shop in the city looking at bokken, harbingers and mouth pieces when I overhear two young men in their 20s discussing the finer points of japanese swordmenship. Not being much of a sword guy myself (some ZNKR iaido and kashima shinto ryu and of course tonnes of aikiken (not real swordwork but aikiform practice ) I walked over to them and inquired where they practice and who their teacher was ( I was really interested as thier is only znkr in the city).

One looked at the other and said he was a senior student at a local aikido dojo and was certified to teach sword. Now really interested since I know all the instructors for aikido in the city, I asked him the name.

He proceeded to name MY TEACHER AND MY DOJO.
I told him that was kind of funny since i'm senior student at that dojo and have never seen him before, and further more, my teacher teaches aikiken, NOT proper kenjutsu from any koryu.

His "student" looked shocked and just left the store, the "teacher" put his tail between his legs , bought his bokken and quickly left the store. A little later when I was walking to my car and from out of nowhere the "teacher", carrying his bokken and headed right at me. I centered myself readying for an interaction ( It was pretty comical to think some guy was going to attack me with a wooden sword, I mean geez, thats a dream to an aikido guy!!!) He stopped at about striking distance to me and apologized for lying to me in the store and using our dojo's good name and reputation.

I invited him to practice at the dojo...he lasted less than two monthes. I hear he plays "live action role playing" now, hes a samurai.

True story.

[setsu nin to]

I have some street fight experience I was even member of two fighters group. I was footbal supporter and skin head (S.H.A.R.P.) for long time.

[dan2kowalski]

Well iam 21 and havent been in a fight since i was about 17 because after taht i got into FC Amateur Kickboxing. So i was 17 picking up one of my friends when this drunk kid who i kinda knew hit my window and started saying shit i was gonna getting out of the car when, The guys whos house it was said to just leave on held the other kid back. I was pissed because i worked my ass off for that car adn i aint gonna have some lil fuck screw with it. So a day or 2 later teh kid was like yo man sorry about that i was like fuck u i wanna fight u in school so i get a vacation and see u get your asskicked. (This is after like 2 years of just karate)He showed up at my work i told him i get out at 6 we went around back each with 1 friend he said he didnt wanna fight so then i punched him in the mouth then he came towards me through a kick at his stomach, which brought his hands down leaving him unguarded then punched himin the mouth witha jab he started pleeding then he tried to get behind me so i put him in a headlock adn flipped him on the ground. I then let him get up and he ended up getting behin me against the car so i back fisted him then he put me in some wrestling move were i couldnt breathe and asked me to tap out so i did he won but his lip was all bleeding and shit then we hugged and that was it.

[Tease T Tickle]

I was walking home from my girlfriend's house on Devil's Night. I was confronted by a couple of volunteer neighborhood watch types, making sure I wasn't there for arson. After finally convincing them I was just headed home, they offered an escort past the freeway and across the four-lane, heavily trafficked street I'd have to cross. I insisted on walking. They considered that suspicious and said that if I didn't come with them, they would detain me until the police arrived to arrest me for violating curfew (not only was I 17, but Devil's Night has a universal curfew to help curtail arson). I refused to remain in their custody or be escorted and the pair tried to physically detain me. Given that it was dark out, I can't tell you too many physical details. Both were male, one was kind of lanky and tall the other was more average sized.

The medium built one came at me with a one handed grip on my elbow, the other attempted to grab the collar of my jacket. I thumbed the taller fellow in the eye and met the medium one during his penetration into my midline with a headbutt. I pushed the tall one off the curb into the street, tumbling him over backwards and got a belt-collar grip on the medium one, bar-bouncer tossing him into their "patrol" car (a Ford Escort) and took off running. I made it home in record time, without any attempt at pursuit or further interference.

[fingurdar]

Hmm, I don't know if you'd count this a fight or not.

I was on a cruise boat in the Bahamas, just hanging out with the people I had met on there and having a great time. It was late, something like 3 A.M., so not too many people were awake. There were elevators from the main deck that you could take to get to your room; me and my new friends were hanging out around the elevator area. A new friend of mine who looked about 20, maybe a few years older (I am 16) was drinking and getting pretty drunk, and started bragging about how tough he was and how some people on the boat were annoying him, and how he wanted to kick their asses, lol. Let's call him Mike (I don't remember his real name).

Well, soon enough people came out of those elevators...2 guys, one who looked about 25 and another who looked maybe 17-18. Both of them were VERY drunk, slurring their words and such. It was obvious the 25 year old was very pumped up to fight...he kept walking around punching shit, lol. Well, the 25 year old and the 17-18 year old stood around for a while, then walked into the elevator to go back to their room. However, before the elevator doors closed I hear from behind me Mike shout, "Hey, ill take care of your mom for you later tonight!!!"

Sure enough, the elevator doors immediately opened back up, and the shitfaced 25 year old started yelling, "Who said that?!" and walking around trying to figure it out. Well, apparently this disheartened Mike a little bit because he didn't say a word. Finally, the 25 year old gets frustrated and takes off his shirt...then looks right at ME and tries to SLAP me, then swings!

The slap connected but it was a little one and didnt do anything...I didnt even see the punch coming, but luckily I flinched and his punch missed my face by a couple of inches. He then came charging at me with his head down, I guess trying to do a football tackle. As he got close, without even thinking I got my arm over the top of his neck and locked in a standing guillotine choke. It was weird, people talk about adrenaline dumps and stuff and how different real fighting is from sparring, but my adrenaline didnt really start pumping at all, and I instinctively did the same move I wouldve done if I was grappling in the gym.

Within a few seconds the bystanders had come over and pulled him away...he definitely looked a little surprised, but I doubt he knew too much what was going on considering how trashed he was. Oh yeah, and my "friend" Mike had run his ass back up to his room! Wow, he is SO tough, just like he said!

Afterwards people were telling me to "apologize"...I guess everyone thought I had made the comment about his mom, maybe they shouldve considered that he was too drunk to rationalize and just wanted to hit someone. Anyways, he went back to his room...and came back down maybe 30-60 minutes later, asking people who he hit...lol he was too drunk to remember. When people pointed out it was me, he was like, "Hey man did I slap you like this?" *light slap*...to which I responded, "Yeah dude whatever..." He was like, "Wait, I thought I slapped you like THIS..." *another slap*

Lets just say it took all I had in me not to knock his f*ckin teeth out right there.

All in all though, the cruise was awesome. Thanks for reading.