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lol. You guys sure put some smiles on my face.
Every time you smile, it makes my heart flutter.
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News flash for football junkies....Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide!!! What a surprise!
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09-27-2006, 06:31 PM
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'I can tell by your Avatar, when you are not in DEEP THOUGHTS!'

lol. How does that work?

'Every time you smile, it makes my heart flutter.'

Living up to your name again, i see. If you can't see me, then you can't know whether or not i am smiling, and, given that i don't send a post everytime i smile, you can't know when i smile, therefore how do you know that everytime i smile your heart flutters? Maybe, it is not my smile, maybe you've just been running around too much, or something. I can think of some other more witty examples, however, not my style to go there.
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Awwww, c'mon Gazelle - go there, GO THERE!!!

Tease, she sent me a picture...

You're not far off!!!
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Sorry to diessappoint NB, but, not only is it not my style to go there, i think it will be much more fun for me teasing you and leaving you in the dark.
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09-27-2006, 08:56 PM
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NOW you have done it Gazelle...given my sidei an opening by offering to ""leave him in the dark!" Quick, repent and excise before he sees it!!! Damn, too late!!
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Living up to your name again, i see. If you can't see me, then you can't know whether or not i am smiling, and, given that i don't send a post everytime i smile, you can't know when i smile, therefore how do you know that everytime i smile your heart flutters? Maybe, it is not my smile, maybe you've just been running around too much, or something. I can think of some other more witty examples, however, not my style to go there.
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Who said I can't see you? Wait, that sounded bad. Let me rephrase.

I am certain by your class and intelligence, as expressed through this convenient medium of digital conversation, that you are the pinnacle of human beauty: strong-willed, dignified, wise, kind and - of course - more than capable of making a hard-hearted cynic crumble into boyish romanticism. As you exemplify the height of mental seduction, I am more than certain that were I to see your lips curl to meet the corners of your eyes in that divine delight only possible within the celestial spirit of an earthbound goddess, that my heart would cease its regular rhythm and instead palpitate in tune with the harpstrings I am sure you strum. In other words, every time you smile, my heart flutters. In the great cosmos, we are all interconnected, and while I may not be physically capable of visualizing every occurance of such a magnificent display of sublime joy, I can feel through the motions of the world the energies of your excitement - especially when I expound to great extent the flowering forth of my funny side.
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LMAO! Been a while since you pee'd in anyones butt huh?...DONT ANSWER THAT!!!!!

P.S. Really, do NOT answer that!
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09-28-2006, 06:37 PM
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Living up to your name again, i see. If you can't see me, then you can't know whether or not i am smiling, and, given that i don't send a post everytime i smile, you can't know when i smile, therefore how do you know that everytime i smile your heart flutters? Maybe, it is not my smile, maybe you've just been running around too much, or something. I can think of some other more witty examples, however, not my style to go there.
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Who said I can't see you? Wait, that sounded bad. Let me rephrase.

I am certain by your class and intelligence, as expressed through this convenient medium of digital conversation, that you are the pinnacle of human beauty: strong-willed, dignified, wise, kind and - of course - more than capable of making a hard-hearted cynic crumble into boyish romanticism. As you exemplify the height of mental seduction, I am more than certain that were I to see your lips curl to meet the corners of your eyes in that divine delight only possible within the celestial spirit of an earthbound goddess, that my heart would cease its regular rhythm and instead palpitate in tune with the harpstrings I am sure you strum. In other words, every time you smile, my heart flutters. In the great cosmos, we are all interconnected, and while I may not be physically capable of visualizing every occurance of such a magnificent display of sublime joy, I can feel through the motions of the world the energies of your excitement - especially when I expound to great extent the flowering forth of my funny side.
I meant that if you could not see me, how can you verify it? In other words, i was speaking from an empirical point of view.

OK, I was suspicious before, now i'm even more so. What's up? Swallowed two turtle doves, and/or maybe W.B. Yeats early poetry and feeling in a somewhat sweet, expressive mood? I don't mean to be cruel, i'm just rather curious as to what prompted this behaviour, and i've been made suspicious because none of the others have thrown any jibes yet. My money is on that you've taken some qualities that you like about me and plucked their strings to the extreme, and having some fun.

I couldn't think of another way to put it more nicely at this moment.

Zeff, i h ave to agree with Bloodybirds on this one.
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